Hurry. Act now. Your Gazillions of dollars is just waiting for you. Right. Like we should believe any email coming from Nigeria. Sheesh!

Hey look. DHL has a bank draft waiting for you! And I have a nice bridge to sell you too *sarcasm*

I think we can all tell that this is obviously an email phishing scam. If it’s not, then FedEx really needs to look at getting ‘spellcheck’ installed on their shipping computer system.

We have this first day of jun, 2007 received a payment credit instruction from the federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account

Subject: Dearest FriendDearest Friend,I’m happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay.